As a contractor I often have to fill in and sign various contract agreements. These are usually tens of pages in length, and while I only have to sign one page, I still must scan in and send back each and every page, even the untouched ones. It would help if a PDF with form filling abilities was supplied, but hey, that’s only rarely the case. This is how I do it. (On Linux – Windows users mileage may vary!) Continue reading Printing, Completing & Scanning PDF Documents
Running a business, I like to keep a small stock of spare printer ink cartridges, so I usually have a couple of spare colour and a couple of black ones, just in case. However, after a recent cartridge change, one black and one colour at the same time, the printer has suddenly stopped working. This was after about a month of perfect usage, not immediately after the change. The printer is an HP Photosmart 2610 All in one – and now, it’s an HP Photo-not-very-smart-at-all 2610 none in one! Continue reading HP Printer Ink – WTF?
I think this topic has the longest title of all my postings! Never mind. Have you ever started Thunderbird fetching your emails, and encountered a pop-up message that starts off by saying “The message could not be filtered for folder ‘whatever’ because writing to folder failed“? Read on for the cure. Continue reading Thunderbird – Message Filters stop Working on Email Download – But Work Ok Manually.
This post has also been categorised under “rants and raves” as you will see below! Oracle 10g was the first time that proxy users could be used easily from SQL. Prior to that only Java and/or OCI programs could use them. They’ve been around since 8i, but not (well) documented. Want to know more? Read on…. Continue reading Oracle Proxy Users – What Are They Used For?
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Are you forced to use Internet Explorer at work? Are you, like me, forced to use an old, insecure, broken version of IE at work, because it’s the Government Standard version? And are you, like me, unable to upload evidence files to My Oracle Support? Continue reading Internet Explorer Won’t Upload Files to MOS?
Firefox starts off ok, but soon starts running slower and slower, until it eventually starts to time out on connecting to some pages. The error messages is “the server took too long to respond” however, Firefox might be telling porkies. Continue reading Firefox Running Extremely Slowly?
In the old days of
imp doing a Transportable Tablespace export/import was relatively simple – unless you had Spatial data, in which case, it wasn’t. Then we got hold of
impdp and it became “different“. It now seems that in order to do a Transportable Tablespace import with
impdp, you don’t tell it to do one! Confused? Continue reading Transportable Tablespace Migrations with Expdp/Impdp
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Continue reading Travel Sucks!
As a Raspberry Pi user, I figured I needed a USB hub to allow me to connect stuff (that’s a technical term by the way) to my Pi without overloading the two on board USB ports as these are limited to a maximum of 100 mA each. I purchased a cheap 7 port externally powered hub and it arrived by next day delivery. Continue reading The Dangers of Cheap USB Hubs
I’m trapped on a plane for four and a bit hours and your bloody child has been screaming it’s head off for most of the way. Continue reading Why Do I Have To Suffer Your Children?
This is doing the rounds on email at the moment, but it made me laugh. Grumpy old sod that I am! 😉
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologised and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” Continue reading The Green Thing
If you install 10g and 11g on the same server, which one do you wish to supply the executables for “oraenv”?
If you install 10g first and allow 11g to overwrite the files in /usr/local/bin when you run “root.sh” then when you eventually call oraenv to set a 10g environment, you get a warning that “$ORACLE_HOME/bin/orabase” cannot be found.
If you allow the 10g files to overwrite the 11g ones, you don’t set ORACLE_BASE. I wonder what problems that might cause?
Install 10.2.0.1 – the base release – of Oracle and deselect the various Enterprise Edition Options – these cost money and we don’t like that, especially if we don’t use them.
Patching to 10.2.0.5 (in my installation – it could be different with previous versions) silently adds OLAP, Data Mining etc back into the mix. Not good – especially if/when Oracle decide to audit your licenses. You pay for what you install whether used or not. Continue reading Removing “Rogue” Expensive Oracle Options After Upgrading to 10.2.0.x.
Software efficiency halves every 18 months thus compensating for Moore’s Law.